I never considered myself short. I never considered myself tall either, but not short. At 5'7" I actually see eye to eye with most people.
I am taller than...
Tom Cruise
Sylvester Stallone
R2D2
...and a lot of other famous people.
But something happened today that is making me re-evaluate everything.
I encountered what is perhaps the highest urinal I have ever come across.
This thing was mounted so freakin' high on the wall I could have drank from it. What the fuck are they thinking? I cannot be the only person that had to hop, pee, hop, pee, hop pee.
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