My neighbor's babysitter writes for the local paper and she must have been real desperate because she asked to interview me as an "interesting local person." I think it's safe to say Britney Spears, P. Diddy, Brandy, Sean Astin, Lisa Rinna, Harry Hamlin, Brad Garrett, Howie Mandell, Stuttering John and the Kardashian's were all busy.
And to all you who have asked, "Why aren't you smiling?" It's because that's my serious "tortured artist" face, ok? I have been practicing in the mirror for just such an occasion.