Friday, August 24, 2007
Whew! That was close...
Thank God! I was really worried that after MULTIPLE DUI arrests, car accidents and cocaine found both in her system and her car that she might be in trouble there for a second. Thankfully, she will only get ONE day in jail.
Two for two! Thank her lucky stars - Nicole Ritchie only had to serve 82 MINUTES of her jail sentence for multiple DUI's.
All I can say is thank you sweet Jesus. And thank you to the American Justice System for FINALLY realizing what we Americans have been saying all along...
Celebrities are not like us. They are special, and need to be treated as the exceptional, fragile beings they are.
Don't forget that.
at 10:00 AM