Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Big Announcement

After careful thought and consideration I have decided to make the following statement public record:

I am not the father of Anna Nicole's baby.

I am not a religious man but the more I look around me the more I am realizing the apocalypse is almost upon us. The middle east, the sad state of affairs our country is in, Anna Nicole's baby, Britney's lesbian affairs - its all building towards something.

On top of that Howard Stern (the original) announced he is getting remarried. It definitely is the end of the world.

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